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CBS aired the fourth episode of the ninth season of their hit series and the number one television show in America, Two and a Half Men, Monday night. The episode is entitled Nine Magic Fingers and it centered on Walden (Ashton Kutcher) attempting to rebound from his recent separation by going on the hunt for Mrs. Right all the while Alan (Jon Cryer) seizes the opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith).To kick things off, Berta come in from a morning run. She admits to enjoying her Malibu living. Alan is in a great mood as well since he has a second chance with his ex-girlfriend Lyndsey. Unfortunately for Walden, he's still spending his nights curling up in the fetal position and crying himself to sleep over Bridget.
Alan and Lyndsey enjoy a nice dinner. They've agreed that the less they talk to one another the more they're both going to enjoy their time.
At the house, Berta brings home Big Daddy merely to eat some chicken, drink some beer and rock his world. Big Daddly only has nine fingers but they're magic fingers. Though a bit weirded out, Walden grows a little jealous because Big Daddy only has nine fingers and he's getting more action than Walden. He decides to try and Skype with Bridget who is obviously participating in an orgy considering everyone is wearing masks and they're all naked. Of course, Bridget doesn't want Walden knowing where she's at and immediately claims she's at a charity event for people with messed up faces...or something along those lines.
Soon, Alan comes home with Lyndsey and he's ready to hit the bedroom. Lyndsey, however, feels sorry for Walden and ends up doing a little flirting with him. Fortunately for Alan, it doesn't end in sex. Instead, Lyndsey gives Walden a pep talk about how he needs to get over Bridget and get out in the world to find Mrs. Right. Walden refuses to go to a bar until Big Daddy comes out of Berta's bedroom asking for a plunger.
Later on, Alan and Lyndsey just had crazy sex and are ready to go to sleep. Walden pops in, however, and he isn't alone. He claims to have found Mrs. Right and as the door opens further, Courtney is standing there in all he boobilicous glory. Turns out, Alan knows Courtney as a former fling of his brother's.
The next morning, Alan finds Walden and Courtney enjoying some nice breakfast sex. Eventually, Walden gets around to inviting Alan and Lyndsey to a nice dinner with he and his new girlfriend. Over dinner, Walden asks Courtney to move in with him. Alan warns him against it knowing that Courtney is simply after his money.
The next day, Alan and Courtney are at a stand-off. Courtney thinks she's won and that Walden is going to choose her over Alan. Unfortunately for Courtney, Alan has one last card to play and that card is Bridget. After exchanging some rude words with Courtney, Bridget reveals to Walden that Lyndsey is wanted in multiple states for fraud. She warns Walden that Courtney is only interested in his money and proves it by offering her a $50,000 check in exchange for leaving Walden's life. Obviously, being the self-centered criminal she is, Courtney takes the money and flees.
Toward the end of the episode, Walden thanks Alan for looking out for him and offers to let him stay at his home for as long as he wants. Shocked, Alan asks why and Walden says that he trusts him and he would really like someone like that around. Just when Alan thinks things are finally going good for him, he chokes on a piece of popcorn and passes out.
That wraps up another recap of Two and a Half Men. Stay tuned for more!
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