Paranormal Activity 2

Ugh… Really? We needed another one of these shitty movies? Alright, here it goes. My girlfriend likes to see scary movies, probably because she gets genuinely terrified by them. I, on the other hand, never get scared by movies. Scary movies usually have one trick up their sleeve, which is to startle you. This is the cinematic equivalent of someone jumping out and yelling “Boo!” which is not scary at all. The things that truly scare me are atmosphere. This is less a scared feeling than a suspenseful feeling but never the less when things jump out at me I just sit there and yawn.

Paranormal Activity 2, what is the damn point? I hated the first Paranormal Activity. I thought it was one of the most boring movies I had ever seen in my life, and I have watched the gamut of boring movies ranging from “Citizen Kane” all the way down to “Die Hard Dracula.” Why did that movie need a sequel? The reason is that the first one made a ton of money. Thanks Hollywood! You’ve been churning out more of the same crap for over a hundred years! The acting in this movie is just awful. I can’t say there has been any attempt to improve upon the first film at all. Also, this is not a sequel; it’s actually a prequel/sequel. As in the first one the scenes alternate between day time scenes where you get to see the awful people in their daily lives doing boring things that they think is so witty and fun, but is actually stupid, and night time scenes where you think something is going to happen and the tension builds and then nothing whatsoever happens.

I want my hour and a half back! This movie was worse than any movie I have seen all year. It is an insult to the audience at large. I am so glad I didn’t pay to see this piece of crap, but I'm sure tons of people did and the third one is on the way. The characters in the film are so terrible; I wanted all of them to die within the first five minutes including the baby. The only character I wanted nothing to happen to was the dog, and of course something bad happens to him. I wish every character died a horribly grizzly death within the first ten minutes and then I could have gone home. This movies sucks, don’t waste your money or your time.